Think Tucker Max meets Chelsea Handler-- this can be a funny memoir a couple of female's trip via existence, love, relationship, relationships and the fight a tender lady is going via to stay trustworthy. in the course of the ebook she stocks dating recommendation, do's and don'ts, own stories and relationship tips.
*Signs of a Cheater
*The Do's and Don'ts of having Laid
*The principles of Being a Mistress or Mister
*And much More!
Chrystal Rose makes no apologies as she describes her wishes, wishes, error and sexcapades as if you have been a few sturdy associates chatting over coffee—or a powerful cocktail.
This isn't a "How to Cheat advisor" yet a decent peek into a person else's existence. and because girls do not often admit to dishonest, or are pegged for it approximately as frequently as men--Aren't you a bit curious?
Want to take a look at extra of Chrystal's writing? stopover at www.xtalrose.com to take a look at her most up-to-date posts.
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