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By Joe Tripician

Extraterrestrials evidently have seeped into our recognition. ultimately, in a hilarious send-up of self-help manuals, Emmy Award-winning writer Joe Tripician fearlessly tackles the total spectrumaliens, UFOs, actual believers, executive deceptions and different issues paranormal. Peppered with proof, conspiracies, opinion, and occasions too significant to not be made up (but aren't).

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