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By Dave Engledow

A hilarious pictorial parody of a clueless father and his lovely daughter

In an try and create a picture that his new daughter might sooner or later enjoy, Dave Engledow took a photograph within which he’s cradling eight-week-old Alice Bee like a soccer and doctored it to seem like he’s squirting breast milk right into a "World’s most sensible Father" mug. family and friends clamored for extra. After Dave’s funny makes an attempt to seize the sleep-deprived obliviousness of being a first-time dad went viral, he and Alice Bee discovered themselves bona fide net and tv celebrities.

Merging a Norman Rockwell aesthetic with a darkly comedian sensibility, Dave pairs each one side-splittingly humorous photograph with a log access describing the awkward scenario that the World’s most sensible Father has stumbled on himself in. Readers of Sh*t My Dad Says and Awkward relations Photos will consume the crafty and hilarious Confessions of the World’s most sensible Father.

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DAY 593 I’ve determined that it’s time for Alice Bee to begin getting to know a recreation. And with in simple terms 4 years until eventually Rio, Alice Bee’s particularly gonna have to recover from her worry of heights if she’s to have any shot in any respect of constructing the 2016 diving workforce. DAY 595 When Jen discovered in regards to the water harm from our diving education, she expressly forbade me from letting Alice Bee perform her diving in the home anymore. We’re going to want to discover one other recreation for Alice Bee to grasp because the neighborhood dive middle claims that Alice Bee is “too younger” to leap off the high-dive. DAY six hundred We have a brand new game! whereas enjoying within the crawlspace past this week, Alice Bee came upon an outdated set of weights, and we're now in our 5th day of educating for the fresh and jerk. I’m lovely yes Jen will approve of this new occasion. I don’t need to spend any further funds out of the joint account to fund it, and because there’s no water concerned, our hardwood flooring can be secure from any extra harm. DAY 614 At preschool pickup at the present time, one of many academics used to be tremendous dissatisfied and trained me that Alice Bee had again and again used the expression “son of a poop” in the course of playtime and had even referred to as one among her academics a “mother dumptrucker. ” obtrusive at me accusingly, this instructor steered that it would be in Alice Bee’s most sensible curiosity for us to include anything referred to as a “swear jar” at domestic. Having by no means heard of this “swear jar,” I needed to glance it up on-line. it sounds as if this is often a few type of New Agey notion invented in recent times to assist maintain mom and dad from swearing in entrance in their young children. WTF? I spent my adolescence getting my mouth washed out with cleaning soap for swearing and also have to spend my maturity paying a monetary penalty to my very own baby at any time when I curse? this is often so mom dumptrucking unfair. DAY 634 Jen retains bugging me to see extra whereas she’s away and this day is the day I’ve determined to begin my workout routine. Alice Bee spends loads of her time down within the basement, and jogged my memory this morning that we have got an previous desk bound motorcycle down there. This turns out ideal, simply because I won’t need to spend any extra cash on an workout application we know I’m in basic terms going to do for a number of weeks till Jen forgets approximately it. I hadn’t expected how a lot Alice Bee has grown—she’s large enough now to function the appropriate exercise routine accomplice. not just did we journey fifteen miles at the present time, i used to be even capable of take pleasure in a few of Alice Bee’s well-known fried fowl and a delectable beer whereas doing so. i'll have ultimately came upon an exercise session that i will persist with, and Jen’s absolute to be inspired by way of the entire digital miles I’ll wear the odometer. DAY 641 Over the earlier numerous weeks, my cookies have mysteriously disappeared from the cookie jar each one evening. This morning, i ultimately positioned all of it jointly whereas examining throughout the neighborhood police blotter. i used to be disillusioned to benefit the law enforcement officials nonetheless haven't any leads with regards to the neighborhood cat burglar who has been robbing our local blind, after which it hit me—it’s that cat burglar who’s been stealing all my cookies!

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